If you're anything like me you hang for the moment on the Tuesday morning post Brownlow medal when it arrives. Your inbox lights up like neon lights with the powerpoint presentation that digs like a knife into the hearts of WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends) of AFL players around the country.
It is a document more scathing than an Andrew Bolt article & more insulting than Australian Labour Party preferred party research piece. Tearing through the dresses, make up and shape of these ladies like a tornedo of massive proportions it leaves a similar trail of destruction. Some of these ladies will never recover. It can make them (See Rebecca Twigley Red dress 2004) and it can break them (See Brynne Edelston 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015....).
So without further ado, lemme-at-em!
Nick Del Santo and his Mrs - When you go to anotehr country I know you get tempted to bring home some of the local garb to wear it back home. But like white cotton pants from Greece don't work in Australia - neither do costumes from Carnivale in Rio..
Brendon Goddard and his Mrs - I loved the movie splash. But that was the 80s and mermaids were a little bit more hip. Sorry Mrs G but Daryl Hannah did it better.
Graham Teasdale and his daughter...Poor fashion sense certainly runs in the family! Bringing with her a wiff of Frankston it seems she hasn't taken her shoes out of their shopping bags? I've heard of leaving the tag on by accident but here there are no excuses..
But after all those fashion roasts I feel I have to finish with a fashion toast... The judds can do no wrong. Hi Bec!!!!!!! I love you. Is it my daily obsessive text messages or the fact that you are married to a superhero that keep us apart?
Krupp signing out....